How Much???

>> A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout-looking
>> Vegas
>> hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks
>> the hooker, "How much do you charge?"
>> Hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job."
>> Guy says, "$500 dollars!!!! For a hand-job?!?!?!?!? Holy crap, no hand
>> job is worth that kind of money!!!"
>> The hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?"
>> "Yes"
>> "Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?"
>> "Yes."
>> "And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?"
>> "Yes."
>> "Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those. And I own
>> them
>> because I give a hand-job that's worth $500."
>> Guy says, "What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it a try."
>> They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on
>> the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime,
>> worth every bit of $500.
>> He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?"
>> The hooker replies, "$1,500."
>> "I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!"
>> The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see
>> that casino just across the e street? I own that casino outright. I own
>> it
>> because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of $1,500."
>> The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand job, decides to
>> put
>> off the new car for another year or so, and says," Sign me up."
>> Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed even more amazed than before.
>> He can scarcely believe it but, he feels he truly got his money's worth.
>> He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and
>> unforgettable experience. He asks the hooker, "How much for some pussy?"
>> The hooker says, "Come over here to the window, I want to show you
>> something Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before
>> us,
>> all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and show places?"
>> "Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole city?"
>> "No," the hooker replies, "but I would if I had a pussy!"